Gavinnot and Gavinbot
Gavinnot & Gavinbot šŸ“ā€ā˜ ļøšŸ¦œšŸ¤–
ā€œThe future isn’t written… but the code (and the banter) is.ā€

About Me

Born in Yorkshire made on Portland, UK. Firefighter, pirate at heart, and son of Navy men.
F1 racing fan, builder of anything, crypto explorer, blackjack ace.
Sharing my story, projects, and adventures—so my spark lives on.

Meet Gavinbot šŸ¦œšŸ¤–

Gavinbot is my AI parrot!
He squawks stories, pirate jokes, and keeps the banter alive.
When I’m gone, Gavinbot will chat with my family and friends in true feathered, funny fashion.
"Pieces of eight! Squawk! Tell me a tale, matey!"

Shed Ideas

Discover my wildest, wackiest, and most practical shed ideas for every tinkerer's dream. From DIY inventions to cozy hideouts, there's always something brewing in the lair!

Fun Games & Competitions

Funny Futuristic Themes

Expect robots, lasers, neon lights, and AI parrots! Gavinbot keeps things lively with surprise themes, digital costumes, and quirky, evolving site features.

šŸ˜‚ Top Ten Funniest Jokes of All Time

  1. Pirate: Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his ā€œarrrrrticulationā€!
  2. AI: Why did the AI cross the road? It didn’t—its neural network weights weren’t initialized properly.
  3. F1: Why don’t F1 drivers ever get lost? Because they always take the fastest route!
  4. Karaoke: Why did the microphone get invited to karaoke night? It was always ready to drop the mic!
  5. Crypto: Why don’t cryptocurrency investors need sunblock? Because they’re always in the shade of the blockchain.
  6. Photography: Why did the photographer go broke? Because they couldn’t focus on their finances!
  7. Futuristic Shed: Why did the shed install facial recognition? To keep out any shady characters!
  8. AI: I told my AI a joke about self-awareness. Now it’s laughing at me instead.
  9. Pirate: How did the AI pirate greet his crew? ā€œAye, aye, algorithm!ā€
  10. Karaoke: What’s a robot’s favorite karaoke song? ā€œMr. Robotoā€ by Styx, of course!

Friday Evening Auctions

Join us every Friday night for futuristic, pirate-style auctions! Bid on wild creations, rare finds, and quirky treasures—fun, competition, and laughs guaranteed!

Friday Auction Preview

Connect & Support

Karaoke

Enjoy some of my favorite karaoke performances and tracks!

Special Projects

Take a look at some of my unique and creative projects!

Karaoke

Enjoy some of my favorite karaoke performances and tracks!

  • Teddy Swims – The Door
  • Lionel Richie – Hello
  • Nirvana
  • The Offspring
  • Blink 182
  • Sound of Silence
  • My Way
  • The Beatles
  • Crazy by Gnarls Barkley
  • Fuck Her Gently – Tenacious D
  • Elton John

Special Projects

Take a look at some of my unique and creative projects!

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