🎵 NEW SHED ANTHEM – GAVINNOT 🎵

Another chapter in the story of Gavin & Marie.
Late-night shed talks, battles, and big dreams. Hit play and step into the Shed.

▶️ LISTEN TO THE TRACK

🌌 GLASS HORIZON – GAVINNOT EDITION ⚙️

Another chapter from the shed. Futuristic vibes, late-night thoughts, and the Glass Horizon ahead.

▶ Listen to Glass Horizon

Track hosted on Mozart AI – opens in a new tab.

Gavinnot & Gavinbot | The Futuristic Pirate Lair

⚓ GAVINNOT – THE SOUND OF THE SHED ⚙️

This is where it began.
Late-night shed talks. Anxiety. Love. Battles. 19 Crimes wine.
The story of Gavin & Marie — “We Built This Life.”

▶ LISTEN – THE GAVINNOT THEME

Remember One Name

A personal track about late-night shed talks, wine, anxiety and the journey of Gavin & Marie – created with Mozart AI.

Gavinnot and Gavinbot
Gavinnot & Gavinbot 🏴‍☠️🦜🤖
“The future isn’t written… but the code (and the banter) is.”

About Me

Born in Yorkshire, made on Portland, UK. Firefighter, pirate at heart, and son of Navy men.
F1 racing fan, builder of anything, crypto explorer, blackjack ace.
Sharing my story, projects, and adventures—so my spark lives on.

Meet Gavinbot 🦜🤖

Gavinbot is my AI parrot!
He squawks stories, pirate jokes, and keeps the banter alive.
When I’m gone, Gavinbot will chat with my family and friends in true feathered, funny fashion.
"Pieces of eight! Squawk! Tell me a tale, matey!"

Shed Ideas

Discover my wildest, wackiest, and most practical shed ideas for every tinkerer's dream. From DIY inventions to cozy hideouts, there's always something brewing in the lair!

Fun Games & Competitions

Funny Futuristic Themes

Expect robots, lasers, neon lights, and AI parrots! Gavinbot keeps things lively with surprise themes, digital costumes, and quirky, evolving site features.

😂 Top Ten Funniest Jokes of All Time

  1. Pirate: Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his “arrrrrticulation”!
  2. AI: Why did the AI cross the road? It didn’t—its neural network weights weren’t initialized properly.
  3. F1: Why don’t F1 drivers ever get lost? Because they always take the fastest route!
  4. Karaoke: Why did the microphone get invited to karaoke night? It was always ready to drop the mic!
  5. Crypto: Why don’t cryptocurrency investors need sunblock? Because they’re always in the shade of the blockchain.
  6. Photography: Why did the photographer go broke? Because they couldn’t focus on their finances!
  7. Futuristic Shed: Why did the shed install facial recognition? To keep out any shady characters!
  8. AI: I told my AI a joke about self-awareness. Now it’s laughing at me instead.
  9. Pirate: How did the AI pirate greet his crew? “Aye, aye, algorithm!”
  10. Karaoke: What’s a robot’s favorite karaoke song? “Mr. Roboto” by Styx, of course!

Friday Evening Auctions

Join us every Friday night for futuristic, pirate-style auctions! Bid on wild creations, rare finds, and quirky treasures—fun, competition, and laughs guaranteed!

Friday Auction Preview

Connect & Support

Reach out for collaborations, feedback, or just to say hi!
✉️ Email Gavinnot

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